Thursday, 6 April 2017

Jokes Quotes

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Jokes Quotes  :


1.I may be a bad influence but damn I'm fun!!!

2.Life is short.Smile while you still have teeth.

3.My Boss told me to have a good day...So,I went home.

4.You couldn't handle me even if i came with instructions.

5.When you really want to slap someone,do it and say "Mosquito!!"

6.My phone's low battery warning is the only warning i take seriously.

7.I never make the same mistake twice.I make it five or six times,just to be sure.

8.Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.Think of yourself as a beautiful Monkey.

9.Don't text me while i'm in the middle of texting you.Now i have to change my whole text.

10.I want to live my life without stress and worries.I don't need to be rich and famous,I just want to be happy.