Thursday, 6 April 2017

Funny Quotes

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Funny Quotes :

1.Lazy Rule:Can't reach it.Don'n need it.

2.Don't give up on your dreams.Keep Sleeping.

3.Some people just need a High-Five.In the face.With a chair.

4.A Best Friend is like a four leaf clover,hard to find lucky to have.

5.I Love Sarcasm.It's like Punching People in the face,But with words.

6.During the day,I don't believe in ghosts.At night,I'm a little more open-minded.

7.If Someone calls you 'UGLY' have a good comeback and say'Exuse me,Iam not a Mirror.

8.Chocolate comes from cocoa,which is a tree.that makes it a plant...so chocolate is a salad.

9.To Succeed in life,you need three things: a wishbone,a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba Mcentire.

10.I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.